It all started when I started dating this women whom I was crazy for. I had been in love with her since high school. From time to time she would want me to stick a banana in her before sex to get her in the mood. At first it was awkward. It eventually got to a point where I too was also having sex with fruit as a kind of foreplay. Don’t judge me. I was head over heels for this woman and would do anything to make her happy. I never let her know in the beginning I was a little annoyed (and jealous) that a banana was penetraiting her wet vagina. Then I also never told her in the beginning how odd and freaky I felt the first time I stuck my penis into a orange. Although I did like her licking off the juice afterwards. I also never told her after countless times bring fruit into our bedroom that I started to like it. And that I sometime had sex with fruit while she was away at work. So that time you got upset that the last apple was missing, Jeffery really didn’t come over to visit and ate it. I had sex with it.

Then one day she left me. That’s when I grew into a deep depression. However that depression did not stop me from continuing to have sex with fruit. I was completely satisfied, even in my depressed state. If you cut the correct size hole into anything, it could be magical. When I ejaculated I of course would throw it away. But there was one time or two the sex was so amazing I kept it around for another go-round. Then came the day when I got over the evil women who had broke my heart. I started to hate everything about her. Which brought me to a point where my I started to doubt weather or not I should continue to enjoy having sex with fruit since she introduced me to it.

Around that time I was very confused on what I should do next I happened to see the evil wench. I happened to be on a different side of town and needed to run to the store for some fruit rollups (ironic I know) for my neice’s lunch the next day. I strolled into the grocery store like nothing. I was just about to make a comment inside my head how ghetto the store was when I saw her. I had heard rumors that she had moved on and was seeing someone. But this time she was solo. I pretended I did not see her but it was too late. She spotted me. DAMN! I knew I should have gone to another checkout lane. I said hello and he had a forced short conversation. I could not help but notice THE FUCKING FRUIT SHE WAS BUYING! You fucking cunt, like I am not supposed to know what those bananas, apples, oranges were for?

I was pissed. I decided no more sex with fruit. That was the final straw. Fuck that bitch and her kinky sexual outlets.

That lasted all but a few days but then I began to get horney. NO! I couldn’t do it. I toss all the fruit out my window. I WAS DONE! I had never paid for sex and wasn;t exactly sure how to go about doing that without getting caught so that was out of the question. I need stimulation! I needed something! Then as a spontanious desperate act I slammed my penis into the peanut butter. The soft sticky goo made me melt inside. What was this utopia of sexual pleasure that I had discovered? I did not know what was more pleasing. The sex with the peanut butter jar or having the dog lick it off afterwards.

So to my ex…. fuck you. I am over you and over sex with fruit. I have moved on myself. To a new avenue of pleasure. And it doesn’t involve anything you ever taught me.

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If it’s one thing I hate about weed, its leaving it out in the open where anyone can see it. If you’re like me and and know a bunch of “scavenger” potheads (you know…the ones that come around and just take weed without you knowing it) than you’re weed is unsafe. Or if you live with someone who doesn’t like the idea of pot you can make this secret stash out of a simple item you can find in any drug store. It’s simple to make, cheap and super discreet so you can leave it out in the open and people will just think its an empty deodorant can.

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In honor of 4/20 today we decided to repost this article to get you stoners motivated about this big day. Not that you needed anymore motivation today. A while back we posted an article about Sam Mellace and his ongoing mission to get medicinal marijuana legalized. Since then he’s contacted us and gave us an opportunity to get to know him and his business. If you’ve read the article, you’ll know that he runs the largest, most sophisticated legal growing operation in Canada and probably on this side of the world. Let us tell you…he gave us the opportunity to tour his factory and it was one of the most incredible experience we’ve ever had. To be able to walk through a factory full of marijuana and not worry about being busted actually felt liberating and we thank him for giving us the chance to see something that may one day be the standard for marijuana cultivation.

You can see some of the pics we’ve taken below and if you use some of your imagination, think “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” except this is “Sam Mellace and the Pot Factory”.

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These two playmates have been seen leaving a medicinal marijua… goddamn they’re f@*kin hot! Enough talk.

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Everyone looks forward to Friday and why not? It’s the last work day for most of us before the weekend party and relaxation starts. Tomorrow is also ‘Good Friday’, a sacred day where Christians celebrate the death of Jesus. Hopefully those crazy Romans gave him a good bowl of ganja to smoke before they crucified the poor guy. So what does that mean to us? It means our weekend starts one day earlier and it’s another day to enjoy a joint without worrying about your boss nagging you to meet a deadline.

So let’s smoke a blunt, joint, bong or even all three for the good guy that sacrificed so much so that we can blast a joint in peace and relaxation. Here are five movies we suggest you watch on your night off while stoned. Don’t like any of these movies? Check out more stoner movies here or watch stoner documentaries here.

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I’ve never really seen any of Charlize Theron’s movies but after seeing a few of these pics, my penis tells me I should start. Maybe if she starred in a stoner movie where she goes on a wild adventure across the US with Gary Coleman and then… something something lesbians.

Note: Charlize appeared in the May 1999 issue of Playboy Magazine.

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Here’s a simple DIY item you can make with easily accessible household items to hide/reduce the smell of pot from whom ever you choose. Best thing about this is it’s reusable and portable. Great to keep in your car if you don’t want to stink up the interior. Only flaw with this contraption is it won’t stop the smoke coming from your pipe or joint, but otherwise great for reducing the over smell and adding a nice fresh smell.

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We’ve recently updated our map showing the cost (in USD) for 1 gram of marijuana all over the world. Why per  gram? Cause that’s how they sell it in Amsterdam, the weed capital of the world!

Our sources come from first hand experience and friends we’ve met along the way. This is still a work in progress and your comments and suggestions could help to make it better. We will continually update if there are enough new entries added. Puff Puff Pass

*The darker the country the more expensive the weed.

Today’s Ganja Girl is the one and only Mary Jane. Mary was playboy’s cyber girl of the month for October 2005. Mary aspires to be a singer, dancer, and actress. We are not aware of any songs, performances or movies that she has appeared in, but we’ll keep our eyes open for any more of her nudity goodness.

Name: Mary Jane
Hometown: Shelby Township, MI
Date of Birth: June 4, 1984
Height: 5′4″
Weight: 102 lbs.
Measurements: 34C-23-34

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Hey everyone! So as you’ve all noticed, we’ve been out of the loop for quite a while…and its not because we got lazy after smoking a couple of nice blunts. The reason as some of you know is that we were in the process of moving servers and we’ve tested out quite a few and finally settled on our current choice. During migration time, we’ve also been dragged down by our personal lives and personal work and we apologize for the delay.

But we’re back! We’re still tokin phat joints and loving every minute of it. I hope the new year bring’s alot of new stuff and maybe we’ll see the legalization of medical marijuana across all of North America. Wouldn’t that be something?

Enjoy your stay and take a look around at some of the new content!!!

Potpotato Team.

Goddamn she’s hot! No wonder Emmanuelle Sophie Anne Chriqui was named “the most desirable woman of 2010″ by AskMen.com. You may remember Emmanuelle from Entourage, Don’t Mess With the Zohan and most recently, your wet dream.

Pointless Fact: Kissed Lance Bass from NSync for a movie. I guess that counts as a lesbian experience.

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CANNABIS CULTURE – Marc discusses the possibility of being released on bail before he is extradited to the United States in Episode #5 of the Prison Potcast.

Marc also talks about the continuing drive by activists, supporters – and even a few politicians – to stop his extradition, and gives listeners an update about life on the inside.

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