Ever wonder which fast food joints are the cleanest to eat in? How bout what’s really in your burger?

Ingredients:

fortified 1 inch cubes of fresh salmon

fortified scallops

2 diced green onions

salt

white pepper

black pepper

garlic

1 cup of heavy cream

1/3 cup of parmesan cheese

2 medium leaves of chopped of basil

1 tbs of fabulous megabud flower

pasta

In Russia, burger eats you.

That’s right, I said Pussy Pop.

Is this even possible?!?!

Ever wonder what an angry pretzel playing a flying V looks like? Well wonder no more…

If you’re a pothead like me, you’re probably lazy. Damn fuckin lazy. So when someone comes up to you and says “Yo Goober! Wanna make some brownies?” You’d probably answer with “Who are you and what are you doing in my house?” Well have no fear Goober, we’ll show your lazy ass how to make brownies. And we won’t charge you nothin for it either.

Now I know you’re probably sitting there thinking “That strange man is still in my house! Why the fuck would I want to make brownies with him? He could be some psycho getting ready to kill me!”

Well you’ve got some attitude mister! You want some brownies or not? Ya, I thought so. Now shut up and bake!

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Wanna get high?  Got the munchies?  Wanna make brownies?  First step is cannabutter.  You will need:

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We here at 4-twenty understand that not everyone smokes pot. We’re cool with that, but we feel that you’re missing out. So, to help out non-potheads better understand why Mary Jane is so popular we’re going to attempt to describe to you what it’s like when we’re high, compared to when we’re drunk.

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