We here at potpotato know the importance of girls with big, gigantic knockers bongs. Putting two of your favourite things together usually results in something even more kickass, unless of course she’s smoking your stash. Then it’s time to kick that hussy to the curb. It’s ok, she probably had crabs anyway. In any case, see girls without crabs (no guarantee) and bongs after the jump.

Yeah, yeah we know what you’re thinking, “Yo reefa! What’s up with Phelps’ bong? It ain’t that big”.  Don’t worry, he more than makes up for it in the girl category with his apology. What a shame, 14 gold medals and not a single testicle. Just cause a bunch of people are “offended” for no fuckin reason other than they think they’re higher and mightier than you, doesn’t mean you should clean that sand out of your vagina and apologize. You gotta fight back with something equally as stupid, like: “I didn’t inhale” or “I pulled out“.